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True Myths about the Vitz
In my opinion, the Vitz is the worst thing to happen to Kenyan women after hair weaves. And if you’re a guy that drives a Vitz, you leave a lot to be desired as eyebrows are raised regarding your...
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I’d Rather Have A Vitz
For whatever reason, we’ve managed to create the illusion that we at Diasporadical have something against the Vitz. Alas, we do not. They are perfectly sound vehicles, albeit small and laughable. But...
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10 Cars to Drive Before I Die
Yes, I enjoy making car lists. Why? Maybe it’s the testosterone, maybe it’s that I just enjoy driving. A lot. Anyway, this is a list I actually do keep in my head because according to The Secret, if...
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Bragging Rites
I was born into a humble home run by a single mother and her son who was but a year or two older than I. As children, we never thought we were broke, but we were pretty aware that we didn’t have a...
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10 Ridiculous Rides That Should Be In Nairobi
The other day I was speed walking through Hurlingham when I saw that notorious Aston Martin DB9 that some clown paid 25 million Kenyan coins for. I stopped and stared and shook my head. Kenya is...
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10 Even More Useless Cars
Remember this list of cars more useless than a Vitz? I had mentioned that there were more cars that were also pretty horrid that I’d forgotten to name and shame so here they are. Starting with the one...
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Dear Traffic Police, We’re Too Stupid To Drive Without You
I wake up on Monday morning, switch on my radio and proceed to shower. The news comes up and the the first thing I hear is: “Traffic Police to be Withdrawn From Round Abouts”...
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